Before you read further, this is not a professional step-by-step guide on how to use Twitter. It's more of a list of grievances based on some particularly peevish Tweets that have graced my stream recently. It is by no means comprehensive, but rather a few tips I feel the need to share.
So, that said, here are few word of wisdom from Yours Truly...in no particular order:
1. Stop Selling
Look at your Twitter stream. How many of your past Tweets refer to something that puts money in your pocket or in your drinking buddy's pocket? I get that you are proud of your accomplishments. Kudos. And don't get me wrong, I want to hear about them. Just not not all the time.
2. Use Your Words
This includes vowels. While I understand that your infinite genius is hard to contain in a mere 140 characters, I suggest you consider a blog post. Because, to be honest, nothing trumps your pithy insight and intellect more than a string of nonsensical third grade abbreviations.
3. Don't Tweet Angry. Or Drunk.
We all get fired up and trust me, I am guilty of my own social media rants. But, before you hastily dash off that seething Tweet, stop. Breathe.
As my
Put. The Twitter. Down.
4. Stop the Exploitation of Hashtags
Now before you get all "But you are the Queen of #insertwittysubtexthere.", that's not what I mean. I mean attaching a trending hashtag to a completely unrelated Tweet just to leverage its popularity. It's like riding coattails, but geekier. It's riding hashtags, which is really just embarrassing.
5. Just Be You
I might be guilty of one or all of the above at times. There are no rules. Except maybe one, which is be authentic.
So, these are a just few of my most recent pet peeves. What are yours?
2 comments:
...i LOATHE automatic DMs. Loathe them. But that's OK, right? There's a ton of other things to love about Twitter!
Oh yes! The auto DMs are the worst! By far the benefits about weigh the negatives though:)
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